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I Hope You Didn’t Illegally Download The Expendables
Reports Wired: At least 23,000 file sharers soon will likely get notified they are being sued for downloading the Expendables in what has become the single largest illegal-BitTorrent-downloading case...
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Schwarzenegger And Stallone On The Set Of ‘Face/Off 2: Expendable’ (And...
Late yesterday Arnold Schwarzenegger tweeted out a link to his Who Say page (?) that contained the above photo (sans necessary Face/Off enhancements) along with this caption: “After all the action,...
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Let’s Cast the ‘Expendables’ TV Spin-Off
Figuring that the world can never really have enough forms of entertainment featuring dudes in their 60s shooting comically large guns, Lionsgate is considering turning The Expendables, Sylvester...
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5 Things You’ll See At An ‘Expendables 2′ Party Hosted By IGN
One of the benefits of knowing some people who know some people is that when you go to events like Comic-Con you can ask to have your name put on lists. Sometimes this works, sometime it doesn’t. I...
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The 10 Greatest TV Appearances From ‘The Expendables’
Assuming Ahnuld can stop taking Instagram photos for a long enough time that Sylvester Stallone can finish putting his movie together, The Expendables 2 will come out this Friday, the 17th. With the...
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Six ‘Expendables 3′ Ideas Brought To Life By Photoshop
Expendables 2 has barely even begun to underwhelm us in theaters with its lack of ridiculousness (or has it?) and lunatic producers are already floating the idea of scoring Clint Eastwood and Wesley...
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A Song From ‘Rent’ Sung In Klingon By Rachel Bloom (And Other Mashups)
Good afternoon you princes of Maine, you kings of New England, you stalkers of Nic Cage. Here are all the mashup and parody videos I didn’t get a chance to cover, thrown in your face like you’re Jodie...
View ArticleWhat If Pixar Made The Expendables 2?
Arnie and Sly have got nothing on Buzz and Woody.
View ArticleSNL: Give Us All Our Daughters Back
If you like the revenge plot of Taken and the arbitrary group dynamic of The Expendables, you’ll love Give Us All Our Daughters Back.
View ArticleExclusive: Expendables 3 Sequel Ideas Revealed
They wouldn’t let Vince or myself see The Expendables 2: Fully Expendable’d because we’re not big-time L.A. or N.Y.C. critics. We’re little-time Seattle and San Francisco critics, so we can only...
View ArticleThe Expendables: Breakfast Cereal Edition (Morning Links)
[via Comics Alliance] MORNING LINKS Holy Sh*t. Nic Cage in talks to star in a Left Behind reboot. |Film Drunk| Spencer Hall of Every Day Should Be Saturday talks football, blogging, and the hellish...
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Bruce Willis Left ‘The Expendables 3′ Over His $1 Million Per Day Demand
On Tuesday, Juggalo Vince brought us the news that Sylvester Stallone revealed his new beef with Bruce Willis over Twitter, as the 67-year old star of The Expendables franchise referred to the 58-year...
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Harrison Ford Joked That ‘Anchorman 2′ Is ‘Unreleasable’ On Jimmy Kimmel Live
“Where’s the booze?” If he hadn’t already done so, Harrison Ford cemented his status as one of Hollywood’s most grizzled old curmudgeons at Comic-Con 2013 when he gave the best response to a question...
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Mel Gibson Has Been Confirmed As The Villain In ‘The Expendables 3′
In news that isn’t really much of a surprise as much as it’s just something that we wanted to hear for the sake of validating Sylvester Stallone’s hilarious zest for the evolution of absurdity,...
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Jean Claude Van Damme Has An Awesomely Stupid Idea For How He Can Be In ‘The...
If you haven’t seen The Expendables 2 by now, I’m not going to worry about upsetting you with spoilers, because it came out two years ago, and the presumably more awesome The Expendables 3 hits...
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Lionsgate Released 16 New And Charming Character Posters For ‘The Expendables 3′
Lionsgate For those who might not be hip to the action movie scene, The Expendables franchise has always been about one thing – sweet, sweet classic bloody movie violence. Each film is bloodier than...
View ArticleLet's Cast the 'Expendables' TV Spin-Off
Figuring that the world can never really have enough forms of entertainment featuring dudes in their 60s shooting comically large guns, Lionsgate is considering turning The Expendables, Sylvester...
View Article5 Things You’ll See At An ‘Expendables 2′ Party Hosted By IGN
One of the benefits of knowing some people who know some people is that when you go to events like Comic-Con you can ask to have your name put on lists. Sometimes this works, sometime it doesn’t. I...
View ArticleThe Expendables: The Musical (Morning Links)
[via Topless Robot] MORNING LINKS Would-Be Dark Knight Copycat Gets Beaten Up, Arrested |Film Drunk| Here’s Nick Offerman Sporting A Giant Foam Penis In Case You Needed Another Reason To Love...
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The 10 Greatest TV Appearances From 'The Expendables'
Assuming Ahnuld can stop taking Instagram photos for a long enough time that Sylvester Stallone can finish putting his movie together, The Expendables 2 will come out this Friday, the 17th. With the...
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